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Nasty Jokes

The Variety Joke:

Arnold has a big one, Madonna doesn't have one, and Bill Clinton uses his all the time. What is it?
A last name.

Monica and Bill Jokes:

Pink Slip:

Why did Bill give Monica a pink slip?
He wanted her to try it on.


Why is Monica like a vending machine?
Both say "Insert Bill Here".